I swear, the TV has been talking to me lately, and I'm very confused about how it knows my name, and why it'd tell me to go downtown. Here's some of what I watched with Mama just this past Sunday. Why does the TV care where I go?
Mama says the TV isn't talking to me, but I know better. So, if the TV wants me to go downtown, where should I go? Downtown Farmington?
Should I go to downtown Detroit?
Should I go to downtown Ann Arbor?
Wait a minute! I don't even like going a few miles to visit the v-e-t, and come to think of it, I got car-monster sick the last time that happened.
I like staying at home. I don't want to go to any downtown any place. That TV might know my name (I want to know who told it my name) and it might keep telling me to go some place, but I say to do as I do and only listen to the TV when it suggests something yummy to eat or something nice to play with!
We don't blame you for wanting to stay home.
ReplyDeleteYou're famous! But you're probably better off staying in you safe little house! Maybe you should get a restraining order on that TV for stalking you. ;)
ReplyDeleteYes, Abbi, you ARE famous! But we agree ... staying inside, where it's nice a warm and safe is the best place to be. :)
ReplyDeleteMOL!!! Mommy read this to us and we LAFFED and LAFFED!!
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